She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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