Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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