Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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