how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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