First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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