Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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