Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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