Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
my liver is dry heaving
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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