i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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