It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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