I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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