Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
pray to the hookup gods
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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