i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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