If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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