i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I have surprise drugs for everyone
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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