I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I wish I only lived at night.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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