yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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