And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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