Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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