I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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