If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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