Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I skipped work to stalk him.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think my moral compass just broke
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