why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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