The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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