what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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