So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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