Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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