She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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