He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
you never un-have a 4some
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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