I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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