would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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