she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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