I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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