It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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and she was petting her beer can
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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