Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i've created a new STD.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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