Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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