naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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