Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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