Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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