Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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