Redeem this text for a blowjob
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
