So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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