I think I am morally bankrupt
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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