I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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