And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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