Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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