Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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