I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
this hospital has no fireball
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
