Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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