he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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