You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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