I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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