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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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