normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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